How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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