why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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