I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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