I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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