all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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