Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
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