Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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