Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
Randomize
