The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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