Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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