After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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