u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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