Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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