I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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