so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
a search helicopter?!
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I'm just crazy horny about you
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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