they need to just BURY HIM!
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
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