There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Who died my cat blue again?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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