she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Randomize
