I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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