Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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