Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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