Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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