I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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