Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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