Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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