Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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