This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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