everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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