Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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