Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I need a beard to bite.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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