Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
That's intense
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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