i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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