ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
