honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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