C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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