Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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