i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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