You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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