did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
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