He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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