Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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