with your own penis?
I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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