I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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