I wish i was in the wii world.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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