Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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