Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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