You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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