party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Barsexuality is the new black.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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