You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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