Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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